HAPPY DAY!!! Bustin' through your screen like Slater! DEATH RAY!!! Comin' at ya like a Thunderdome gladiator! Flood ya bed like a hip hop wet dream Let me hear your Wilhelm scream If ya get scared, ya can't blame me I'll freak ya shit out like Raimi 2 things we do, we'll get ya HIGHER Chicks with tooties like Russ Meyer I'm fly, he's flyer We'll turn you on like Barb Wire HAPPY DAY!!! We comin' straight from the Shaolin land! DEATH RAY!!! I'm da real big boss, big brother of Tongshan! My rhymes are hostile, wild with style I live in North Carlton and not in 8 Mile We two crazy guys who never ever listen We'd fuck the world just like Snake Plissken So I fire my blasters RAT-TAT-TAT While flying through the room just like Chow Yun Fat Cut the BS, fuck on my black silk sheets I'll make you scream two weeks... TWO WEEKS!

"Oh Otis" SB: Ain't no reason to scream, ain't no reason to shout I ain't got no rage coz I punch danced it out Like Emilio in the gorramm Breakfast Club So what's the big cheese pal, so what's the hubbub bub? I like makin music, just Frankie and me I like Laser Mission and cigarettes and coffee Comparing Arnie in a fight with JCVD Even when we disagree on batman 3 I'll forgive him. He's my buddy.  He's my mon cherie. Hes my Frankie.  He ain't not Cyrus the Virus, he aint no stone cold fuckin killer I'll be Cruise, and he'll be Kilmer.  Y'all know the volleyball scene ain't that gay But you can be my wingman anyday.  FP: Alright sweet, The volleyball thang I can understand, You be Maverick, and I'll play Vanilla Ice Ice Man We're the top guns and this our top song Everyone else can go fly rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong Imma samurai kinda guy, from the deadliest grade I'll floor four guys just like Douglas Quaid From Total Recall, y'all... ya seen that flick? And I don't mean the one made by that Underworld prick This be one of the few things, Steve and I agree Three things that we don't T2, Bill Murray and Batman 3 Steve's a wise guy, he worships Terminator One He hates T2 cuz a boy and his robot have too much fun He don't get Bill Murray, didn't like any of his movies I think it's maybe cuz Steve smoked too many doobies Don't get me started, on, the Dark Knight rises Michael Caine talks too much and fucked up all the surprises SB: Why you be like that? Did it start in the womb? Coz you're bringin me down like the chick in the Temple of Doom.  If I was Indy I would turn the tables around I'd have a whip and your be short round.  Ya didn't teach me karate. Your name is Frankie Pan not Frankie Miyagi I got fighting Irish blood care of the mooneys. You think you're Jackie Chan, I think you're data from Goonies Let's stop all this fighting, pick up some girls with big tooties Then its back to my place for Mad Max and spoonies The only difference between me and Rockatansky I won't cut off your leg coz I want you to Dance see. Don't care if I'm Maverick or Goose because I'd rather be Kevin Bacon in Footloose.  FP: Alright my main man Dope idea with the tooties But let me go first Cuz I heard you gots the case of the cooties So let's Tango and Cash In our fur coats we flash Cruising in your spaceship, riding giraffes while trying not to crash So let's make up, shake hands and all that bromance shit I'll call you Dillon and say, "you sonofabitch!" With our windows down, speakers turned up all the way We'll be blasting nothing else but NWA Straight outta Fitzroy, we gonna search and enjoy The company of girls that love Arnie and prefer to drink soy So any hotties out there, wanna step up and play? With us two bad boys, we be Happy Day Death Ray Happy Day!!! Death Ray!!!!

"Give me some sugar, Robot" If I had a robot pal then we'd go on adventures and I'd teach him all my sexy moves to pick up robot wenches I'd teach him how to give thumbs up and how to dance to thriller And he'd introduce me to his friend MECHAGODZILLA Takin' up your memory with megabytes of fun times And then we'd bitch about how Michael Bay fucked with Optimus Prime And then we'd get his robot pals and go on a robot bender And he would protect me from Westworld Yul Brynner And he would have some zazz just like Johnny 5. I'd teach him how to love and he'd teach me what it means to be alive. I'd take him out to all the clubs to make the ladies work it too and when we get home we would both cry during Short Circuit 2. Do you love me, My robot friend? Do you love? Affirmative. Me and my robot pal The most fun around. When flying through the air or exploring underground. Good times will abound with the robot pal I found. And we'd get down to that robot sound. And we would have such fun just running in sunshine. But don't trip up the stairs just like ED-209. And we can you a robot gal and you two can get cozy and if she's feeling kinky sometimes she'll dress up like Rosie